...Break Plastic. So reads the plastic cube on the New American Coffee Table. This piece is designed for the family of today, who wishes to reflect high status and wealth (via gold leaf on the frame), enjoy superlative comfort and kitsch with the turquoise and green shag fur tabletop upholstery.
The cube contains supplies for common family emergencies:
1 guide to Psychopharmacology
3 bottles of antidepressants
1 bottle of tranquilizers
1 squid egg-beater
1 pipe-cleaner choker with 'help' computer key pendant
1 guide to couples and family therapy
1 'Bell Jar' by Sylvia Plath
1 R2D2 action figure
1 American Idol clapping squirt gun
The case can be opened by authorized user to customize contents.